December 2009
2 posts
Google - keeping it real (time) →
Everybody is talking about ‘real time’ search results, and Social media has been hailed since it began as being the only ‘true’ insight into real time trends online around.
So now, the nice guys at Google had a sit down with the big players such as Twitter and Facebook, and will be including social results in their standard results pages. They have created this lovely magical look and feel promo...
October 2009
1 post
The Google Wave has crashed!
That’s right, don’t hate me for saying this - but i have never been so disappointed at a google product - except maybe google sqared…but that is another story. Yep, Google Wave is now to me as disappointing as two blue lines in a box to most teenage girls in Bolton. I remember when I first saw the demo of wave on youtube from the ox conference, and I remember feeling that child...
September 2009
4 posts
Hierarchy of Digital Distractions →
Bitch slapping Lilly Allen through the medium of... →
Favorite line of email - EVER...
Today, following a post move-house spat, my other half sent me one of the nicest emails perhaps ever…
my favorite line.. about things I had taught him over the course of our relationship:
“There are two messiahs … Jesus and Jobs!”
You see, my bloke is an office boy sales person.. not in fact a geek - yes I know I know, i went to the dark side lol… so it has been my...
July 2009
4 posts
You're doing it wrong! →
zomg →
What!
Nickleback….. NO!
What are you doing… taking part in the windows IE8 bribe. I thought you had hit rock bottom allowing a couch company use your music.. but this…
i can no longer listen to your music ever again.
you are dead to me!
I can haz sum rain plz!
Well i never thought I would say that, but frankly, all this sunshine is messing with my body temperature and more importantly my stats.
I understand that we don’t get sunshine often in the UK, and I understand that when it is nice, people go out. Which then means people are not on the internet.
Which subsequently messes with my campaigns. Goddammit people, some people are trying to make a...
June 2009
12 posts
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Happiness
I don’t know why the issue of women’s happiness keeps cropping up in the news, but I can officially say that I am sick of it!
Women have long strived for equality. However this fight was predominantly focused on equality in the workplace. I am no feminist as such, but I do think that we should really have been rallying for equality in general.
Women are now told they not only need to...
Google Squared
I have just stumbled upon Google Squared!
Why wasn’t this sh*t about when i was at school! It’s not fair!
http://www.google.com/squared
LULZ
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Marrying for money. →
Apparently I’m doing it wrong!
"If you type Google into Google, you will BREAK...
As mentioned in my earlier post, I am an online marketer, and with that, a self confessed Google whore! I love everything that they do.. they can put no foot wrong with me. I love their webmaster tools and range of open sourced products.
So when I see other search engines that are up and coming, i do get a little defensive and bit like “who does this new joker think he is”.
This...
my first blog
It seems quite strange that it has taken me this long to create my very own blog. Especially given that my job is in fact an online marketer.
In the past I have always secretly thought of blogs as being rather self indulgent, and wondered who would be interested in what I have to rant on about… but I guess we shall see. :D